Mombasa Day 3

 

With the mother of hangovers, we decided to spend the sunny morning at the pool,which luckily was at the rooftop of the hotel...phweee refreshing!
We later went to Fort Jesus,as we walked around, all i could think about was "can we get back already?" clearly i was still hangover!

Aside from the pounding headache, my girls were traveling back that evening, leaving me all ALONE! i had mixed feelings,i hated them for leaving me but then again it wasn't their fault my flight was booked for a later day ( i assumed we would have so much fun wouldn't want to leave...ptss)
After taking my besties to the airport,i decided to take my sorry self down stairs to the casino, chatted with the strangly texcited bar maids ( i had to check myself to be sure i dint have some kind of willy showing)
Got drunk as hell,went to bed and had a long ,scary,sleepless night alone without my roomie,how drunk i was dint seem to matter nor help :(

Mombasa Day 2

Have you ever written something so good and beautiful you wondered why you haven't published a book yet??... yeah i do!

Yesterday i wrote a detailed story about our second day in Mombasa,it was so good to be true bloody thing refused to publish and all my attempts to retrieve my data were fatal...guess my talent was not meant to be discovered so soon.

Sadly i really cant be asked to start over again, so now your going to  have to watch the pictures and make up your own imaginary story of our second day was like :)

Hints; it was a long,boring day and had bad vibe followed us all day, we were stopped from getting out of the hotel in shorts or short skirts (pretty much everything Iryn and i carried were waaay above the knee..lol)apparently we would be arrested,oooh yes i aint kidding!(religious factors),however u could walk naked at night if u wanted,no problem (entertainment factors i guess).
It rained,we dint get to swim,Doreen didn't get her hair done,Iryn dint get her tattoo and i dint get to ride the camel...3 disgruntled ladies just 0_0

Later however was quite interesting, we went to a different club called Florida and we WOKE UP...like literally WOKE UP! i mean we went from feeling tired and low,to shocked, grossed out, embarrassed, empathetic,and finally to getting down and jiggy with it. ooh and cameras were prohibited!!
Well lets just say the male spices would be excited in club Florida...yeah i said it!!

 

 

Cant remember what time we got back,but we were tired, drunk and hungry as hell! apparently Florida hit us so hard,we got shocked out of our skin,we lost track of ourselves and time...LOL

Mad love.

Mombasa Day1

 Hola,

Its been a while since i last wrote or posted anything, and the reason is that my friends and i went to Mombasa for a short holiday.

My besties,Danky Doreen, Iryn and i,went on a road trip to Mombasa and boy ooh boy it was not funny!! well at first we were all so excited because we would get to go through Nairobi Kenya and see all that is hyped about it..wrong!!

Well from Kampala to Nairobi was quite fun,we set off at night, had alcohol on board and we still had our energy and excitement,so we kind of talked shit, made lots of noise,got high and slept off.

Woke up at about 5amin the morning, freezing to death,bloody place was cold,so just picture me and Iryn cuddling just to get warm enough (why didn't anyone tell us to carry a sheet?) and to think Doreen had wanted to travel in a dress....lol she would have frozen to death,well thank God she heeded to our advice and dint.

So,time check is about 6am and non of us can sleep...(((cold))) and no alcohol on board to warm us either...not funny!!
Well so we were wild awake,tired and hungry.We finally get to Nairobi stop and have us some breakfast.
There was no mambojambo like..stopping over,checking out the mall, walking the streets,entering a bar for a drink!! nothing of the sort,we were waayy to tired to think of it.

Anyhooo, we are back on the bus and heading for Mombasa...
By this time the excitement is gone, it gets really hot,we are no longer interested in the scenery or beautiful vegetation bullshit as anticipated earlier...we instead embark on the "are we there yet" QandA.

We finally arrive, took us 8 bloody exhausting hours,and all we wanted to do was check into the hotel and rest....wrong!
We checked in to the beautiful Royal Courts Hotel,in the city center,my girl Iryn and i are sharing a room... and suddenly we not tired at all, we turn on the TV music channel and get stupid...,have dinner,get dressed and hit the club to check out Mombasa's night life...yeey!



My roomie...

 

Tuktuk..cute litle bike.i.e taxie,we LOVED it.

Hope you had as much fun watching the pics as we did in reality :)

xoxo